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A not-so-entirely-interesting-personal-type blog. My name is Sarah McLean, I do my fair share of rambling when I get the chance. You may or may not enjoy it~
HERO OF TIME

DERSE DREAMER

buggy-heichou:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 



Fact: David Bowie is a gecko

buggy-heichou:

videoisvideo:

kunstlerroman:

A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity. 

Fact: David Bowie is a gecko

I don’t know what does it, I haven’t been drinking this concoction out of the womb like normal albertans. 

But lemme tell you, how awful you feel for chugging the foam when it suddenly becomes a terrible volcano accident when you pour the clamato juice too fast.

It’s probably just because beer is so heavily carbonated and when it contacts something that isn’t beer it freaks out and overflows.

theprofessorstrikesagain:

6louis9harry:

"In the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been using something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years and I’ve gone unnoticed"

Doug Jones.

xoautumnangel:

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

Or you miss a random little spot and it ruins your entire life until you shave it off

weird-bug:

i just made this video

mom: *gets into car*
me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*
hardcoreyaoilover:

shinigami-kunoichi:

For God’s sake, Ryuk

I always knew apples would be then end of him

hardcoreyaoilover:

shinigami-kunoichi:

For God’s sake, Ryuk

I always knew apples would be then end of him

officialfrenchtoast:

officialfrenchtoast:

Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me

I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel

jokerling:

fangirl challenge

[5/10] female characters » cheryl tunt

my sister: oh my god
me: what?
my sister: i just realized something
me: ?
my sister: gaston is a nice guy.
me: ...? um, no, sorry, he's an asshole.
my sister: no, no, no, gaston is a 'nice guy'. think about it. he spends the whole beginning of the movie trying to be friendly to belle. everyone else in that town thinks she's a bookish freak with a crazy man for a father, but gaston like, talks to her and sort of tries to take an interest in her activities and compliments her and stuff with the complete 100% expectation that she's going to pay him back by being in a relationship with him. he tunes out what she actually says because he doesn't really think of her as a person, just a pretty trophy who should react to him the right way if he does the right things.
me: huh
my sister: and then when she hooks up with someone else, he gets all angry and shouty and insists that this other guy is a monster and she's lost her damn mind because she was supposed to fall for HIM, not someone else, and then he goes and stirs up the townsfolk into an angry mob and turns the whole thing into a witch hunt over his wounded pride.
me: O_O
my sister: gaston is a nice guy.

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

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theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

friend: shut up about ur fuckin video game
me: no

nuttedsohard:

i feel so bad for everyone that can’t handle spicy food